Phronemophobia 2017-11-02 20:59:48

So, donation videos involve you groping yourself in a gorilla costume? I mean, granted, no where near the weirdest thing I've had the misfortune of witnessing, but still... the fuck?

Phronemophobia 2017-11-02 21:34:58

"But yeah, I know everyone's humor is different. My humor is a bit more dark and pervy..."

For some reason, that line makes it sound like I'm a prude with a clean sense of humor. I'd like to believe I'm a somewhat vulgar individual... unless... unless I'm not as crude and disrespectful as I used to be! What if that's the reason I don't enjoy reading over my most recent posts? You playing with your gorilla nipples has left me with a lot to think about.

Phronemophobia 2017-11-02 22:28:32

But, Voltage! How can a person with a tiny hat reach for the stars while their hands are preoccupied with their nips? After all, a hand can only be in one place at a time, and, as the old saying goes, "A gorilla-clad girl cannot have her cake and fondle it too! ...unless it's, like, only one slice, then I suppose one hand could have the cake while the other is doing the fondles, but lettuce say this situation involves two slices of cake on small plates that cannot hold more than a single piece, because there is no room for another slice on that plate, so she must choose to either hold each slice in her hands or set them down and provocatively touch them." Something like that. I'm summarizing that famous line, of course. I'm not a mathematician. I can't be expected to accurately remember the whole thing word for word.